I have come to the simple conclusion I should not be allowed to go out in the evenings.

I have a tendency to get a little intoxicated by alcohol, and then kiss a boy.

It's happened twice in one week.

Which isn't so much a problem-

The issue is that I then wake up in the morning, and have to suffer through my friends very much laughing at my expense.

Therefore-

I should not be allowed to go out in the evenings.

Case closed.

[Grin].